Madras Bashai (literally "Madras language") is the distinctive colloquial Tamil spoken on the streets of Chennai. It's not a separate language but rather a flavourful, fast-paced, often hilarious dialect of Tamil that borrows liberally from English, Telugu, Urdu, and Hindi. It's the language of auto drivers, college students, roadside tea shops, and Vadivelu comedies. If standard Tamil is a silk saree, Madras Bashai is a well-worn cotton lungi: comfortable, practical, and unmistakably Chennai.